Did you hear the one about where Jimmy Gestapo walks into a Jewish club?

So a punk rocker named Jimmy Gestapo plays a gig at a Jewish-owned club in Philadelphia.

And a few hard-core fans show up in full Nazi regalia.

While a gay party goes on upstairs, featuring a man in a wedding dress.

All is harmonious, enough, until the Nazis leave the club, at which time they're beaten to a pulp in the street.

But to me the best part of this story is this:

"As a Jew, I am totally offended by them wearing the uniforms," he said. "But, as an American citizen, I totally uphold their right to dress however they want to dress."