
Junior Al Sharpton
Khurrum Awan is a junior Al Sharpton -- the U.S. race hustler and shakedown artist. Except that Al Sharpton actually gets paid -- Awan got the door slammed in his face, when he tried to liberate thousands of dollars from Maclean's, and tell them what their next cover story would be.
But if Awan lack's Sharpton's powers of communication, and certainly his powers of persuasion, he has a tool that Sharpton would die for: human rights commissions, where Awan's own impotent threats can be given the power of the state.
Sharpton would make a killing up here.

