Faisal Joseph, the Matlock of our time

Before getting to the blogs, Faisal Joseph wants to adduce a poll.

But he hasn't done the legwork -- nor have his three sock puppets, including his assistant/witness Khurrum Awan -- to actually get the poll.

They did some Internet surfing, and found an Op-Ed that referred to the poll.

And they wanted to adduce that.

Oh -- but it gets better. The Op-Ed in question was written before the Mark Steyn/Maclean's article.

How I wish this were in a real court, not a court marsupial, just to watch Joseph get smacked down.

Of course, the troika just stares dumbly.

They agree to allow the document to be entered.

FIre. Them. All.