"If you are a man of profound faith and four-bunk henhouse..."

I think this has to be the most politically incorrect -- and downright hilarious -- opening paragraph in any newspaper I've read in the long time:

Men, if while adhering to the dictates of an ancient creed, you find yourself housing four welfare wives, imported, one by one, from the wretched homeland, why have you not formed a curling team? Imagine the jostling for position:Who gets to be lead, second, vice, skip? Smock-ripping brawl to follow. And then, makeup sex -- you'll need a long weekend! No, you won't. None of you has a job.

Good lord that's cheeky. And my favourite part: writer Kevin Baker begs for a human rights complaint:

If anything I said above upsets you, please lodge a complaint with the Canadian Human Rights Commission. You pay nothing. Filing is risk-free. Your identity will be kept confidential. No commitment is required. Should you ever calm down, you may withdraw your complaint. I hope you won't, though. You see, I'd like a little of the fame that comes to those who are named respondents in a human-rights abuse action... I want to be a free-speech martyr, too. Give me some of that CHRC hate-speech love.

I wish Baker was covering Tuesday's hearing, too. I can only imagine the fun he'd have with Dean Steacy and Richard Warman.